May 2013
thatsmoderatelyraven:
when i make people laugh thats like my favorite feeling id rather be really ugly and the funniest person ever to exist than pretty and boring
teamfortress64:
i have a crush on you. like i want to crush you. i fucking hate you
tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
cellular number
snapchat
twitter
facebook
skype
email
facetime
first born
you know, anything you want
“I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found.”
– John Steinbeck (via creaturing)
metaphorically:
i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
